Dirty Bertie 'Ouch'

This book has three stories in it. The first story is called 'ouch'. Bertie thought he broke his thumb with a hammer but it was only badly bruised. He wanted to stay in hospital in the children's ward, so he wouldn't have to go to school and could watch tv.
My favourite story is 'Bottom'. It's Friday, Bertie has gone swimming and he's forgotten his trunks! And he has to go down to the front desk to get new ones. His new ones are saggy speedos that fall down! But he gets an idea, when he sees his deadly enemy go to the bathroom, he goes in too. And he steals Nicks trunks!
The third story is called brainiac and it's very funny too. Show more Show less